It was a close race, but our first annual (and maybe last) Halloween Costume Contest winner is Dorsey. It started out as a landslide but NinjaNun picked up speed at the end. However, the votes were split between her two entries which created a win for Dorsey’s picture in his beautiful attire. I am sending a $10 iTunes card to Dorsey this week. Congrats.
With only eight votes, it gives me pause to consider if anyone even stops by the site. It takes me back to those Youth Ministry days when I would work hard to plan an event and three kids would show up. My ego is shattered… flattened… I am worthless. What am I here for? What is my purpose? Does anyone even care that we have the SCP site…. I think we should just quit. If no one is going to pay attention, then why do anything at all. Josh and I haven’t done a podcast in over a week, but no one misses it. So why go to all the effort if no one is really listening. (Geesh I wish Pastors would ask themselves that question more often… but I digress.)
If I say Pastors should resign, that’ll get ’em to respond. So that’s it, be controversial. Next thing I am gonna do is say that homosexuality isn’t a sin… oh… wait… NinjaNun already did that on her site. I know, I will say abortion is actually good for the country since it lowers the crime rate…. damn, William Bennett beat me to it.
I got it. How about I say that George Bush invaded Iraq because God told him too and it really didn’t matter that they didn’t have WMD’s… he just had a hard on to take out Saddam and he was bound and determined to gain acceptance and approval from his Daddy. No can’t say that… that might be too close to the truth and no one would comment except for the extreme right-wingers in the crowd. Most of us deep down believe that anyway so it probably isn’t controversial enough.
Alright. Well I guess I am left doing this because I like to. Who cares if anyone is listening or reading…. I will write what I want to write. I will say what I want to say. And if only eight people give a damn…then that’s just fine by me.
Anyway, congratulatons Dorsey. You are now officially a member of the SCP Hall-of-Fame.